June 2008
10 posts
Q: Where did napoleon keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies!
– Audrey’s Auditory Alarums
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train,...
– Audrey’s Awesome Anecdotes
CUT & PASTE:
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his...
– Yanet’s Juicy Jests
‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl’....
– Yanet’s Yelp of Yowsers
Old Timer Sex
This is too funny to be dirty
The husband leans over and asks...
– Yanet’s Jest Jamboree
Blonde Ice Fishing
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of...
– Yanet’s Jumble of Jolliness
Two fish are swimming in a tank – the one looks at the other and says, “can you...
– Nick’s Nebula of Nattering
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What...
– Claire’s Caravan of Cavorting
Apple computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can...
– Attila’s Atrium of Atrocities
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there’s a strict policy...
– Bruce’s Bizarre Box of Bellylaughs
March 2008
16 posts
A blonde was on vacation and driving through Darwin . She desperately wanted to...
– Erich’s Emporium of Eery Ebullience
What type of fish has a good ear?
A piano tuna.
– Nebuchadnezzar’s Nefarious Nest of Nonsense
I phoned up the Johannesburg Zoo and asked to speak to Joe Raaf.
They hung up...
– Chris’s Crazy Collection of Charming Chortles
My Dog Has No Nose.
How Does He Smell?
Terrible!
– Al’s Archive of Awesome Anarchic Alliteration
Good Night around the world …
HOLLAND:
Goeden nagt
AUSTRALIE:
Night...
– Doug’s Den of Dirigible Delights
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
– Shaan’s Shack of Salacious Smirks
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick
– Shaan’s Shack of Salacious Smirks
How do you know when there’s an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in...
– Tony’s House of Guffaws
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a robot?
ARRRR 2D2
– Rhoda’s Chuckles Symposium
A man was sitting in a train compartment. Another man walked in and sat down...
– Orla’s Depository of Mirth
What do you call a Fly without wings?
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A walk
– Orla’s Depository of Mirth
Why did the aeroplane crash?
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Because the pilot was a tomatoe!
– Orla’s Depository of Mirth
Question:
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Answer:
Thunderwear!
– Death by Pun Directory
Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and the one cannibal turns to the other...
– Department of Comedic Failure
Zwei peanuts vos walking down ze strasse…and von voz...
– Monteee Pie Thon’s Frying Circue Us…The Killer Joke