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Mar
19th
Wed
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A man was sitting in a train compartment. Another man walked in and sat down across from him, he had a large pineapple on his head.
“excuse me” says the first man, “but I do believe that you have a pineapple on your head”.
“yes” says the other man, “I ALWAYS wear a pineapple on my head on Wednesdays”
“But today is Tuesday” says the first man
The other man turns bright red and quickly removes the pineapple from his head saying “Oh my gosh, I am SO embarrassed!
— Orla’s Depository of Mirth
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What do you call a Fly without wings?
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A walk
— Orla’s Depository of Mirth
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Why did the aeroplane crash?
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Because the pilot was a tomatoe!
— Orla’s Depository of Mirth
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Question:
What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Answer:
Thunderwear!

— Death by Pun Directory
Mar
18th
Tue
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Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and the one cannibal turns to the other and says “Does this taste funny to you?
— Department of Comedic Failure
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Zwei peanuts vos walking down ze strasse…and von voz assaulted…peanut
— Monteee Pie Thon’s Frying Circue Us…The Killer Joke